alltheist

1. (Alltheist) (6132↑, 1693↓)

A person who tries to claim ties to every religion out of fear of picking the "wrong" one. This in turn forms a [paradox] because some religions, such as [Hinduism] and [Judiasm] contradict each other as the former is polytheistic and the latter explicitly states that there is only one God. A typical Alltheist may believe in Jesus, Hindu gods, and even the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Guy: I don't want to go to hell, so I'll just become an Alltheist Girlfriend: Why am I even going out with you?

Author: HockeyUSA72 http://alltheist.urbanup.com/2622979

Related: religion

Last updated: 2012.02.29